Posted 1 week ago

bodowski:

Daniel Radcliffe in polaroids.

Posted 1 week ago
fishingboatproceeds:


edwardspoonhands:


changetheworldlaugh:


Hank, you have a stupid face


Maybe “you have a stupid face” can be our “always.”


*golf clap*

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

changetheworldlaugh:

Hank, you have a stupid face

Maybe “you have a stupid face” can be our “always.”

*golf clap*

(Source: humoristics)

Posted 5 months ago

mccue90:

odins-flatmate:

I do not know the individual involved in this, but, as an EMT, I feel compelled to post things like this.  Wear a damn helmet, guys.  I know you may think you look awesome and all the ladies will love how reckless you are, but you’re honestly just demonstrating just how little you value your own life.  I know this horse has been absolutely beaten to death over the years, and I’m sure that my words won’t change some of your minds, but just look at the damage sustained by that helmet.  Now imagine if your face was put through the same situation.  While the helmet merely had part of it ground away by the sheer friction involved, your skull would be pudding.  End of story.

TLDR Version: Wear a freaking helmet.

Boost

(Source: emt-rj)

Posted 5 months ago
"Thor! Do you want to build a snowman?"
tatumshepard asked

bringerofthestorm:

tatumshepard:

bringerofthestorm:

tatumshepard:

bringerofthestorm:

SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING - Disney Edition 

"I’ve never built one."

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"Awww, ok"

"How do you build one?"

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"Well, just pick up some snow and smash it into a ball like this."

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"Then pile it on top of each other, like so"

"…What is the point of this?"

Posted 5 months ago
nekofye:






These two were supposedly based on a real couple, who said they wouldn’t board a life boat as long as there were younger people still aboard the ship. They both went below deck, presumably to their room, and that’s the last time they were seen.

;________________;

Isador & Ida Straus
The couple had been married for 41 years at the time of the disaster. They raised six children together, and were almost inseparable. On the rare occasion that they were apart, they wrote each other every day. They even celebrated their birthdays on the same day, although they were well apart from one another. During the sinking, Titanic’s officers pleaded with the 63 year old Ida to board a lifeboat and escape the disaster, but she repeatedly refused to leave her husband. Instead, she placed her maid in a lifeboat, taking her fur coat off and handing it to the maid while saying, “I won’t need this anymore”. At one point, she was convinced to enter one of the last two lifeboats, but jumped out as her husband walked away to rejoin him.
When last seen by witnesses, they were standing on deck, holding each other in a tight embrace. Their funeral drew some 6,000 mourners at Carnegie Hall.
A monument to them still stands in a Bronx cemetery, it’s inscription reads: “Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it.”

why wasn’t the movie about them

why wasn’t the movie about them

why wasn’t the movie about them

nekofye:

These two were supposedly based on a real couple, who said they wouldn’t board a life boat as long as there were younger people still aboard the ship. They both went below deck, presumably to their room, and that’s the last time they were seen.

;________________;

Isador & Ida Straus

The couple had been married for 41 years at the time of the disaster. They raised six children together, and were almost inseparable. On the rare occasion that they were apart, they wrote each other every day. They even celebrated their birthdays on the same day, although they were well apart from one another. During the sinking, Titanic’s officers pleaded with the 63 year old Ida to board a lifeboat and escape the disaster, but she repeatedly refused to leave her husband. Instead, she placed her maid in a lifeboat, taking her fur coat off and handing it to the maid while saying, “I won’t need this anymore”. At one point, she was convinced to enter one of the last two lifeboats, but jumped out as her husband walked away to rejoin him.

When last seen by witnesses, they were standing on deck, holding each other in a tight embrace. Their funeral drew some 6,000 mourners at Carnegie Hall.

A monument to them still stands in a Bronx cemetery, it’s inscription reads: “Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it.”

why wasn’t the movie about them

why wasn’t the movie about them

why wasn’t the movie about them

(Source: beben-eleben)

Posted 5 months ago
cumberbitchsandwich:

If I had to choose only one gif to describe life at 221B, this would be it.

cumberbitchsandwich:

If I had to choose only one gif to describe life at 221B, this would be it.

(Source: sisoun)

Posted 5 months ago

tehnakki:

stereksextape:

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE HDR EFFECT WAS HARD BUT IT’S ACTUALLY LIKE A 5 STEP THING BESIDES DUPLICATING AND FLATTENING SHIT HOLY FUCK I CAN DO IT. I’M SO EXCITED WOW THAT’S LOVELY and I have to share because no one every taught me this.

  1. Open your picture.
  2. Duplicate layer (Ctrl+J)
  3. Overlay that shit 50%
  4. Flatten image (Ctrl+E)
  5. Duplicate that one layer that you have now (Ctrl+J)
  6. Desaturate (Shift+Ctrl+U)
  7. Invert (Ctrl+I)
  8. Gaussian Blur it to 40
  9. Now overlay that B&W Blurred image
  10. Duplicate and sharpen if necessary
  11. AMAZEMENT WOW HOLY SHIT

MOTHERFUCKER, I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR HOURS. TAGG(NG THE SHIT OUT OF THIS.

(Source: starspangledsextape)

Posted 5 months ago
Posted 5 months ago

belowtheprecipice:

cosmographia:

thepap64experience:

Mulan: The only Disney Princess with a body count… in the thousands

I yell this to anybody who misses in anything. 

a body count… in the thousands

(Source: garfizzle)

Posted 5 months ago

tessanetting:

hiddlesbatchlove:

cumberverse:

jaminthetardis:

friendly reminder that this piece of shit right here

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went to Eton, Cambridge and the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts

and this little shit over here

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went to Harrow School, University of Manchester and the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Arts

BOYS

probably two of the most intelligent people in Britain, everybody

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except math

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TOO MUCH HOT NOT TO REBLOG

Posted 5 months ago
Posted 5 months ago

wolfcryer:

aradia-in-the-tardis:

the-devilish-diner:

ladiesloveloki:

the-devilish-diner:

the-devilish-diner:

Mom said that if this post gets 50 000 notes that I get to keep this little derp

Please help a guy out, he’s not a fluffy chicken but he’s my new best friend!

If you guys help me get this kitten, I’ll teach it to do a thing.

HELP HIM KEEP THE DERP…IF YOU DO, NAME THE KITTY ‘DERP’

I’ll name him whatever you guys want if I get to keep him!

SIGNAL BOOST DIS SHIT

He looks like a critter to me…from the movies. Name him CRITTER! XD

Posted 5 months ago

Fantastic Foursome + Butts

(Source: compildeth)

Posted 5 months ago

arisonas:

arisonas:

playing soul calibur 5 online as shrekimitsu is an experience

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i had one guy yell at me down the mic “no, fuck off, im not fucking fighting shrek, this is a serious game” and he d/ced

Posted 5 months ago

the10thnico:

so what are you doing this weekend-

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(Source: nicosgotdabooty)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VGJGXMUhmc